- January 2013: this will be my year
- December 2013: maybe not.
there’s always that one person where you’re like “i literally hate every opinion that comes out of your mouth”
"you’re making my opinions look bad by agreeing with them"
This one time when I was about 13 I got swine flu and had to stay off school for 2 weeks. While I was off somebody spread a rumour that I wasn’t there because I’d been hit by a truck and died. So when I came back into school I walked into English class and everybody started screaming and I cried.
my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir